- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Womans baksetball...

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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