What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

6

thumb_up thumb_down -12

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Your face

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Invisible Children Foundation.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Penis

thumb_up thumb_down -12

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -12

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops