What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Punching a baby

Logan's gay

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Women's Rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why is the ground wet It rained

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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