There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

roses are red violets are indigo

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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