you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

YO FACE

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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