- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What bird can lift the most? i do not know, I suggest asking an Ornithologist

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

4 hours later.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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