Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yo mama is so fat she died

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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