Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Testicles.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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