- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Title IX

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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