What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

"Knock knock." "No."

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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