I once did something.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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