- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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