- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

no pun intended

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Tucker Rivera

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Adam Chebali has no life

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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