What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

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