- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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