- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A car walks into a bar.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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