Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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I agree

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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