- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Sharvil has aids 4 times

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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