- Anti Joke

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

A midget walked under a bar.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

A seal walks into a club.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.