- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Women's Rights Movement

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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