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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

How many light bulbs? 1

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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