Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

DEATH.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

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