- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Justin Beiber's Talent.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

A women in the kitchen.

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