Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME THE GAME

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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