- Anti Joke

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

ur mum

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

hard cheese

I have an erection My mom!