- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

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