- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

What is black and looks like a person A black person

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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