- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

A seal walks into a club.

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