What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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