- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Where's the soap?

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What? Yes.

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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