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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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