What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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