- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

why did sally drown cause she was black

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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