What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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