What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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