- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

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JUST KIDDING^

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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