Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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