What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Guess what? AIDS!

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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