why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Caroline Kelly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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You all have Aids

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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