- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

This joke is funny

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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