what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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