- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Morning wood.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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