- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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