Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

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Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Cliterus

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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