Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Rush Limbaugh

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

Jesus was born and rased a jew

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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