- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Charlie Sheen

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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