What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Haha, I get it..

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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