Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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Sharvil has aids 4 times

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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