Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face! -Lets go Mets

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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