- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

The Charlotte Bobcats

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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