- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Massie is a fatass

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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