Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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i found waldo.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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You were born.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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Anti Joke

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