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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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I <3 Hitler

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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womens rights

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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