- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

... Chan chan

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Whats the defination of cruelty

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Women's Rights

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

snowglobe

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Antijokes...

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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