Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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A women in the kitchen.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved. Q) Did you hear about the two guys who wanted to go to Paris? A) They didn't go! Q) Why did the boy throw his Television out the window? A) Cause it was completely broken. Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange. <<< This is the ultimate tough anti-joke Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint. Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Santa isn't real

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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"What would Jesus do?" "Form a religion, get nailed to a cross, and become a martyr to millions."

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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