Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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