A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

anal seepage

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

book 'em danno

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

25.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

... Chan chan

Whats the defination of cruelty

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Anti Joke

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