How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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A man walks into a bar

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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retard

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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I regret everything.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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