- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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