joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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