- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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