What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Guess what? Bananas

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