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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Three baby seals walk into a club...

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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