What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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I <3 Hitler

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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womens rights

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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