- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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