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What is the meaning of life? 42

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

A man buys a prius

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

A guy walks into a bar

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See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

arena football

whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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