what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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I am very humble.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

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koj yog ib tug tsoob qaib eater, uas nyiam mus rau Peer li qub poj niam qhov chaw mos raws li ib tug nyiam ua! (Google Translate may help)

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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"Knock, knock!" "Who's there?" "The police." "'The police', who?" "Sir, come out of your domicile with your hands up and no weapons present. You've just gone to an orphanage and massacred almost every nun who's worked there for almost five years. Not only that, but your son has also contracted AIDS from his previously lesbian girlfriend whom she has lost her mother too in the orphanage accident you've just caused."

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Vagina Boob

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Anti Joke

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