- Anti Joke

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs