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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What do you call a Jew A Jew

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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