How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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Buzi vagy!

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Davey Peterson.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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No soup for you!

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Anti Joke

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