Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Adam Thomas is homosexual

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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