Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Women's Professional _________

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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