- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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