Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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a ab

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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