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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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