- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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