Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

Tommy got neutered.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

what is the color of a burp burple

i like men but im not gay

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

Womens rights.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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