whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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