A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

your mommy so gehto shes black

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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