What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

did you stub your toe?

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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