- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

sucks Syntax...

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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