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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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