- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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