A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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