A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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