- Anti Joke

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "I want six shots of whisky," responds the young man. "Six shots? What’s the occasion?" asks the barman. "My first blowjob." "Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house." To which the young man replies, "No offence sir, but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

hard cheese

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too