- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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