- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

class is canceled. My professor died.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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