what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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Tommy got neutered.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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so...um, yeah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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hello

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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i like men but im not gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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