Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman come across a magic slide. They each decide to take a turn. The Irishman goes first, sliding down and shouting "GOLD!", and finding himself in a pile of gold as he reaches the bottom. The Englishman slides down screaming "SILVER!", and lands in a heap of silver at the bottom. The Scotsman takes his turn, and shouts "WEEEE!" as he slides down. He gets up and realises what a needless waste of a wish his enjoyment cost him.

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Miscarriages.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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