who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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