- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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