- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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