When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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