Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

angelosnyder is not gay

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

My love life

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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