- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

How Many Blondes does it take to open a fridge. 1 Because most blondes are smart and can open fridges.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

why did the boy die? because he got shot

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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