. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Jesus was born and rased a jew

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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Women's rights

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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