- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

* anti-punchline

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I am dyslexic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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